A few of the manliest death scenes EVER

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Fair Warning: This article contains spoilers for Gurren Lagann, Fist of the North Star, Transformers: The Animated Movie and One Piece (Drum Island).
In light of Kamina’s abrupt demise, I can’t help but ponder how his influential example would fair in a list of the manliest death scenes EVER!
So what makes an every day murder-death-kill manly? Essentially, you must have the constitution to look the Grim Reaper bang in the eyes (of course, that’s assuming the Grim Reaper has eyes) and laugh; you do this despite having been impaled by arrows or stabbed by something sharp and pointy. Of course, your death must be a glorious moment of self-sacrifice too, with bonus points for heavy handed (crucifixion) religious symbolism.
KENSHIROOO!! SHUUUU!!
If we’re talking MANLY, I would be condemned to Hell (featuring Shinji Ikari) for not mentioning the many compassionate hearts that shine in Fist of the North Star, and though each of them twinkle with pride and brute strength, no one has more honour than the mullet-king himself, Shu. Here are some facts:

  • In life: Rather than follow brutal tournament rules and murder his brave opponent after victory is achieved, Shu goes ahead and rips out his own eyes instead, forever condemning himself to giant facial scars, and oh yeah, blindness too! What a sacrifice.
  • In death: Having been easily defeated by the maniacal villain Souther, the heavily wounded blind man is forced to drag a giant rock to the very top of a newly built pyramid. Shu completes his journey (to the after life) when he receives several arrows to the chest and eventually, a spear to the heart. However, in his final moments, god has mercy and he is granted one last wish, to be allowed to look upon the heroic face of Kenshiro one more; yes, he was the opponent Shu saved all those years ago. The circle is complete.

THE MATRIX OF POWER
Often the most memorable deaths are delivered at the most unexpected moments. Transformers: The Animated Movie taught me a lot about life, like how to use curse words, but most of all; mine young self learnt that even the greatest of heroes can die.
Of course, I’m leading up to the demise of Optimum Prime; an indestructible icon to kids growing up in the 1980s, Prime and Megatron ended up killing each other in a take-no-prisoners fist fight to the death – Prime finishing the battle with his trademark two-handed uppercut only to later die from gun-shot wounds, but not without regaling his brave robotic comrades with one last emotional speech.
Try to imagine growing up believing in the power of good over evil, trusting in the knowledge that a good heart will always win, only to feel those beliefs crash down to reality as you look upon the lifeless corpse you once described as a hero. On that day I ceased being a boy and became a MAN.
THE ULTIMATE
"When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No. When he suffers a disease? No. When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No. A man dies when he is forgotten!
For all their glory, the impact of the above fatalities are lessened by their overall presentation; what I’m trying to say is, Fist of the North Star and Transformers aren’t exactly good, in fact, they are pretty bad. Sorry fan boys, it’s the truth.
The above rhetoric is quoted courtesy of the tragic Dr. Hiluruk, a character who lit up (quite literally, since he exploded himself!) One Piece for a short time during Chopper’s heart-breaking Drum Island arc. The thing about Dr. Hiluruk’s manly end is that it tremendously affected me; the Ave Maria song playing in the background, his romantic and philosophical dialogue, his good nature and most of all, what he meant to little Chopper. Hiluruk’s death was the ultimate; he died smiling, sacrificing himself for another and inspiring countless others to rebel against Drum Island’s fat slob of a King.
IN THE END"¦
Only time will tell whether Kamina’s concluding chapter will live on in the hearts of otaku. I was tempted to include more in this list; the likes of Cowboy Bebop, Fullmetal Alchemist and Last Exile contain their fair share of smiling tears, but I was looking for that rare epic quality in which one man’s demise inspires the ultimate victory of good over evil!
(Also, I feel bad for not seeing enough giant robot / mecha anime (recommendations of manly anime are welcome!))

10 responses to “A few of the manliest death scenes EVER”

  1. Martin Avatar
    Martin

    One scene that immediately springs to mind is one I’m sure you’re familiar with…Macross Plus!
    SPOILERS
    The heroic death of Guld Bowman. A dramatic reconciliation with a lifelong friend, before sacrificing himself so the said friend can rescue the girl and save the day. Hats off to the man..and his awesome piloting skills.
    It’s been a long day so that’s the only instance of Manly Tears I can recall off the top of my head…

  2. Skane Avatar
    Skane

    Roy Fokker from Macross comes to mind. Pineapple Rice never seem the same after that pivotal episode.
    ;_;

  3. Vareon Avatar
    Vareon

    I say Rave’s Sieg Hart. I almost cried there.

  4. bateszi Avatar

    Yeah, I think the Macross series has its fair share of manliness. I’ve never actually seen the original TV series and been scared away by people saying how the animation is terrible. Do You Remember Love? was pretty damn awesome though.

  5. kauldron26 Avatar
    kauldron26

    How is Spike Spiegel’s Death not on here?? His death is as manly and as powerful as they come. All he says is "bang" and dies with a smile on his face. Damn i love Cowboy Bebop

  6. bateszi Avatar

    Spike Spiegel was the obvious choice 🙂 I didn’t want this to be a "mainstream" list so I went for a few odd ones like Optimus Prime. That’s no slight on the power of Spike’s end, it’s just that I suppose everyone would expect Spike to be on here!

  7. Equitan Avatar
    Equitan

    Hmm, good choices. Without doing too much to spoil certain series…
    I probably would have included a certain character’s death from Trigun in the list; although I understand why you might have left that one out if you wanted to avoid obvious choices.
    Other ones I might personally have gone for include the likes of Kenshin, over the course of the Seisouhen OAV, though that might be just because I’m a Ruroken fanboy.
    Legend of the Galactic Heroes gets major props for probably the gutsiest character death I’ve ever seen in an anime, and one that’s incredibly touching. Not sure it’s on the same "manly" level as your picks though ^^
    Another certain death, this time from Nadia, is both manly and awesome.
    I’ve forgotten if Coach’s death in Gunbuster is manly or not (it has been too many years now, and I think it was more of a quiet passing) but that could also feature. Oh, and no anime death list, I feel, is complete without the mentioning of Saikano episode 9.
    One final death I have to mention is a particular one from Key: The Metal Idol, if only because it was the demise of one of my favourite anime characters.

  8. bateszi Avatar

    "Legend of the Galactic Heroes"; reminds me I need to get back to LotGH, between this and that I stopped watching around episode 20. Now you’re hinting at some kind of daring drama, I’m extremely tempted to fly back into it all.

  9. Equitan Avatar
    Equitan

    Heh, well, the incident I’m referring to doesn’t happen until around episode 80, so you’d have a long way to go. Although there is a character death just beyond where you’ve reached that is very important too. So don’t have too many episodes to get through before some signficant event occurs.
    I think LotGH is a great series so I’d say get back to it when you can.

  10. bateszi Avatar

    Don’t spoil it for me, but these deaths had better not involve Yang Wen-li, Reinhard or Kircheis. But then, if it’s going to be anyone it’ll Kircheis 🙂

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